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MARVEL.
wishing I was in alaska.

thatfunnyblog:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

thatfunnyblog:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

ellendegeneres:

Lady Gaga loves Ellen underwear. She makes a compelling argument.

ellendegeneres:

Lady Gaga loves Ellen underwear. She makes a compelling argument.

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

howunpleasant:

unf-maple-syrup:

howunpleasant:

a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts

theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb

lol i forgot the first slide bye

ALSO DONT CROWD THE FUCKING HALLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S IN A HIGH-TRAFFIC AREA

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SLOTH THEN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO PASS YOU BY

I HATE BEING LATE TO CLASS BECAUSE OF SLOW-ASS GROUPS OF 5 PEOPLE MAKING A FUCKING WALL AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLS

this is something i ran out of space for and is actually really important.
be considerate of others in the halls you are not fuckin royalty and your group doesnt own the place. upperclassmen will actually trample u over in the halls because even by their second year, most people are sick of baby bullshit like this and when they push u out of the way they dont care if u cry about it. be considerate

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

somesickcat:

reminder that this is a thing that actually happened